My brain when I read a math problem
Nintendo stop reign locking gear challenge!!
What is it?
I got the powers of my boy Zenyatta!
I got the power of Rowlet
Ohhh, I’m a self-healing doormat! Nice.
Sephiroth, Cloud, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Aerith are my wallpaper. Y’all, I’m a god.
ANTISEPTICEYE
Darkiplier…
A prince demon of lust. A chibi one.
Wilford ‘Motherloving’ Warfstache! ;3
Rose Quarts and Greg
The cast of Doki Doki Literature Club.
Uh… I’m guessing that means I get Sayori’s depression, Yuri’s insecurities, Natuski’s daddy issues and Monika’s ability to manipulate reality.
By your powers combined, I am a complete fucking mess.
Elon Musk
You have my condolences
Sinc emy background is one of my magician OCs,I can do magic!
I am so powerful
Mine is my boyfriend so do I get to be really cool and cute?
First @snatch-daddy that means you thicc
Second thats the purest shit ive read all day nebula
My background is a large snow covered mountain.
What do I get?
Mine is a perished city skyline…
Blake and Adam Taurus. Nice!!
THIS IS WHO I AM
My children… I get the power of cuteness from Son and amateur photography skills from female…
Ashe and Caitlyn from league if we go by my actual phone background. So I can snipe with ice arrows.
Going by my lock screen background, I gain the powers of my precious waifu Noire and can transform.
Mine is a furby with a cigarette in its mouth so
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
This is the full image of my phone background and I just
Just
What would I even get?
Some mouth full of cum😏
Adam and Blake faceplanted into the ground
Perfect
Detective Pikachu
Epic
Pearl from Splatoon, I’m rich, famous, and have a talented gf
i love when people draw yuri as being ridiculously tall when she’s canonically 5'4" and the other girls are just shorter than her. every single character in this game is an ant i could crush
It’s what she deserves.
Dear people who say statements like the above scare away good men,
It fucking doesn’t.
When I started dating my current boyfriend we talked for 6 hours on our first date and 7 hours on our second. We talked about a shit ton of different topics, and one of those topics was politics and the #metoo movement. We talked about sexual harassment and sexual assault.
Every step along the way towards us having sex he asked for my consent. The first day we actually had sex he made sure I was ready and checked in on me several times to make sure I was still enjoying myself. He was amazing.
I had men who were trying to flirt with me grab at me before I even knew who they were. I’ve had creepy old men decide giving me a shoulder massage while I was sitting down the perfect way they could introduce themselves. That is the type of touching we want to stop.
Any of the guys that are scared off by women saying “don’t touch us unless we ask” are the exact type of guys that need to learn about consent, women’s bodily autonomy and personal space.
If you are concerned that becoming friends with a women in the Me Too era will read to someone accusing you of sexual harassment, you need to rethink how you interact with women.
I have a bunch of guy friends, and none of them are afraid I’m going to accuse them of anything. Do you know why? We are friends. We treat each other with respect. Any of them can hug me goodbye or put their arm around me and I know they won’t touch me inappropriately. But when we first met that wasn’t true. We built a friendship of trust.
I am a hugger, I like hugging people. My friends know this about me, but when I meet new people I always ask them if it is okay that I hug them. I have had people say no, and I respect that and do not hug them.
It is not hard to ask for consent.
If you think “Don’t touch a woman without her consent” is scary or difficult, YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MAN.
Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them.
That they can be functional people without being a mother.
That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.”
Teach girls that they don’t have to sell their youth to kids.
Because motherhood isn’t for everyone. And we need to stop acting like it is.
My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment
